THE BOOK OF USELESS COUPLINGS

a sperm whale with a cloud of giant cuttlefish
a mastodon with sleeping beauty
a sewing machine with an umbrella
speedy gonzales with speedy gonzales's hairy ass
semiotician umberto eco with politician ion dodu balan
mihai eminescu with the romanian people
the tablelands of roraima with trays of salade de boeuf
the mount of olives with ewing oil company
the colorado potato beetle with jesus christ
alpha with omega
yin with yin
yang with yang
yin with yang
god's spittle with the dust etc. etc. etc.

Cartea împerecherilor inutile

Cartea împerecherilor inutile

caşalotul cu norul sepiei gigantice
mastodontul cu prinţesa din pădurea adormită
maşina de cusut cu umbrela
speedy gonzales cu poponeaţa lui speedy gonzales
umberto eco cu ion dodu bălan
mihai eminescu cu poporul român
platourile roraima cu salata de boeuf
muntele măslinilor cu ewing oil company
isus hristos cu gîndacul de colorado
alfa cu omega
yin cu yin
yang cu yang
yin cu yang
scuipatul lui dumnezeu cu ţărîna ş.a.m.d.