From Chapter U

Uit Hoofdstuk U

Cultuur duldt Ubu nul – dus stunt Ubu z’n trucs. Ubu
lucht nul sculptuur: ’n Uruk-urn (plus muts), ’n Zulu-
pul (plus prul). Ubu punt guts. Ubu prutst junk für
Kunst und Glück. Ubu hurkt, Ubu brult. Ubu drumt
drums, plus Ubu pulkt cruths, (zulk bruut tumult):
dunk, dunk; drus, drus. Nul rust, Ubu! Ubu bluft bluf.
Ubu spuwt puur lulvuur: humbug (plus zucht),
kulklucht (plus luchtdruk). Ubu stuurt ’n kluns z’n
vuns dundruk. Kluns lust zulk zuur spul! Sul smult
Ubu’s stuff! Ubu’s junctuur stulpt wulps. Ubu plukt
vrucht, smukt duur, luncht gul, lurkt rum. Pluspunt
vult pluspunt. Muntsurplus stut, stuwt Ubu’s durf.

From Chapter U

Kultur spurns Ubu – thus Ubu pulls stunts. Ubu shuns
Skulptur: Uruk urns (plus busts), Zulu jugs (plus
tusks). Ubu sculpts junk für Kunst und Glück. Ubu
busks. Ubu drums drums, plus Ubu strums cruths
(such hubbub, such ruckus): thump, thump; thrum,
thrum. Ubu puns puns. Ubu blurts untruth: much
bunkum (plus bull), much humbug (plus bunk) – but
trustful schmucks trust such untruthful stuff; thus
Ubu (cult guru) must bluff dumbstruck numbskulls
(such chumps). Ubu mulcts surplus funds (trust
funds plus slush funds). Ubu usurps much usufruct.
Ubu sums up lump sums